Wait, since when was this my reputation
I could’ve been capitalizing on this the whole time
Walt Gisney
Sporks kinda look like Bart Simpson
Hey, you
You know that one weird thing you do a lot? Like, some odd hobby or pastime?
You spent more time doing that thing than a lot of people did
You’re good at that thing
How dare you
I’m rather quite proud of my luscious locks
Shout-outs to those words that have a plural that don’t need an S at the end therefore making anybody who puts an S at the end of them look like idiots
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…The alphabet is, like, super small
I remember when I was really young the alphabet was this big grandiose thing, but like, that previous sentence has more letters than the alphabet does
That’s super weird