BAAWWBWBAGH BUH BBWWAHH WAAHHH
Morgan Freeman, when he was like, 2 months old

I’m making a Smash Bros thing with ponies, if people care

How does it feel having the reputation of being "the hot brony"?
Anonymous

Wait, since when was this my reputation

I could’ve been capitalizing on this the whole time

Walt Gisney

Sporks kinda look like Bart Simpson

Hey, you

You know that one weird thing you do a lot? Like, some odd hobby or pastime?

You spent more time doing that thing than a lot of people did

You’re good at that thing

please make sure your hair is short

How dare you

I’m rather quite proud of my luscious locks

Hey lookie it’s update video time

Shout-outs to those words that have a plural that don’t need an S at the end therefore making anybody who puts an S at the end of them look like idiots

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

…The alphabet is, like, super small

I remember when I was really young the alphabet was this big grandiose thing, but like, that previous sentence has more letters than the alphabet does

That’s super weird