Tumbling

Jun 05

Reality TV shows become infinitely more interesting if you imagine watching them without the background music

Jun 03

I never unplug USBs unless either I need to plug something else in or there is legitimate risk of it snapping in two if I leave it

May 24

The bigger something is the closer something is, comparatively

May 22

“I’m so sorry
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I’m so sorry

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unilock01-deactivated20211012 asked: Waaaaait a minute... Since when did your OC have wings? And what does OC stand for?

Yes, despite the fact that I never use them, my OC does in fact have wings.

…And OC stands for “Ornate Criminal”

May 21

I hope the guy who invented the alphabet was fired for making uppercase ‘I’ and lowercase ‘l’ look identical

May 20

Coincidences happen all the time if you pay enough attention

May 12

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May 04

Pronunciation Challenge

Record yourself trying to pronounce these:

Butt
Butte
Bütt
Bútt
Bùtt
Būtt
Bûtt
BUTT

Godspeed

Apr 20

Why does every screenshot of a phone on Tumblr have low battery