Reality TV shows become infinitely more interesting if you imagine watching them without the background music

I never unplug USBs unless either I need to plug something else in or there is legitimate risk of it snapping in two if I leave it

The bigger something is the closer something is, comparatively

“I’m so sorry
”
Guudnes gravy

I’m so sorry

Guudnes gravy

Waaaaait a minute... Since when did your OC have wings? And what does OC stand for?

Yes, despite the fact that I never use them, my OC does in fact have wings.

…And OC stands for “Ornate Criminal”

I hope the guy who invented the alphabet was fired for making uppercase ‘I’ and lowercase ‘l’ look identical

Coincidences happen all the time if you pay enough attention

“groovy”

Pronunciation Challenge

Record yourself trying to pronounce these:

Butt
Butte
Bütt
Bútt
Bùtt
Būtt
Bûtt
BUTT

Godspeed

Why does every screenshot of a phone on Tumblr have low battery